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A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.
I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.
Bowl cut ahh mf, got left on sent for 6 months, like how more sad can you be nigga
Person 1: I like Marcus Tse
Person 2: so you like people with negative rizz
Howie Tse is a chill individual. He likes to cook steak for 4 hours and say that he'll back to play games in 10 mins, and proceed to take 4 hours. And then when he comes and everyone confronts him, he just goes like "broo, i gotta cook it, and then i gotta enjoy it dude. We didn't just eat steak, we made corn and potatoes." He then proceeds to play videogames until 5 am, and anytime he's close to dying he'll make this guttural sound that sounds like "aour aour aour". If he dies, he'll be like "bruh what da fuck" but if he somehow arises from the situation unscathed, he will go "see bro im too shnasty dude". He also likes to smoke weed and will not shut the fuck up about watching RRR. He won't stop talking about it until he shows his friends scenes from the movie and then he'll see his friends not give any reaction and will just be like "ok." Then, every once in a while his dad will open the door to his mancave and whistle before going "howa". Also everytime you walk into his house you hear a faint, "aaaahhhhh eeeheh oooohhh eeehh youruueraufbhaeahhhhhhhhh ahhh ehhh eeeehh oohhhh" that's on loop for 24 hours.
Person1: "Yo what's good Howie Tse?"
Howie Tse: "AOUR AOUR AOUR, no fckin way dude i just died bruh das crazyyy anyway go watch RRR ya hurd"
Person1: "Ai nevermind bruh."