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The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview
"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"
The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.
Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.
Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.
After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.
The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.
"John, you're fired you jackass!"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
When you become unemployed and start giving head for a living, resulting in gingivitis.
"Dang, My friend Austin really has a bad case of unemployment gingivitis"
A paradoxical state of such extreme inactivity that it starts to look like productivity. The person isn't busy—they're just so deep in an unemployed lifestyle (sleeping at 5PM, gooning at 3AM, forgetting what day it is) that they appear unreachable, booked, or on some mysterious grind. Unlike regular “unemployed” behavior (watching TikToks, sending memes, knowing slang like “ikiab” or “sybau”), circular unemployment is so advanced that even that stops. They disappear from socials, leave messages on read, and miss every trend—not because they’re working, but because they’re doing absolutely nothing.
The term “circular” refers to how inactivity loops around and mimics busyness. You think they’re slammed with life, but really they’re just lying in bed, completely detached from time, people, and pop culture.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring texts for days
– Sending “just woke up” at 6PM
– Not knowing any viral trends
– Appearing mysterious or “deep” while actually gooning
– Social invisibility despite being online 24/7
“They haven’t replied in three days, but they also haven’t seen a single TikTok trend all week – classic case of circular unemployment.”
"Bro I thought he had an internship or something—turns out he’s just in full circular unemployment."