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The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview
"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"
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The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.
Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.
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Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.
After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.
The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.
"John, you're fired you jackass!"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
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a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
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When you become unemployed and start giving head for a living, resulting in gingivitis.
"Dang, My friend Austin really has a bad case of unemployment gingivitis"
Pre-Unemployment is the worst part of graduating without a job offer.