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Montgomery, VT

The best town in Vermont, mostly populated by potheads and other drug-addled nitwits. Has the best swimming holes in VT, and was named before Montgomery, AL, but for the same reason. So suck it, Montgomery, AL.

I'm going to Montgomery, VT because Chuck Norris lives there.

by Your sexy grandpa January 11, 2012

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Ifeoma VT Green

Ifeoma VT Green is a fun loving ❤ Happy Soul. Loyal to the core. Deletes people with negative energy from her memory. Believes in God.

Ifeoma VT Green is a jewel

by Mamaj November 23, 2021


St. Johnsbury VT

Sure, sometimes the view up here is alright. That is, if you can get past the smell of sewers everywhere you walk, the druggies literally skipping down the streets and singing to no one in particular. If they aren’t on crack or H, they’re probably a red-neck hick who sits on their ass all day smoking pot. They complain about how low the wages are, but the minimum is higher than most places in the US. They’re just pissed that they can’t get more off their welfare checks even after they say that they’re ‘incapable of working’ when I’m reality they’re just lazy pussies. In St. Johnsbury, the most fun you’ll find is hanging yourself under the bridge or shooting heroin into your ass.

It’s places like St. Johnsbury VT that remind me prison isn’t that bad.

by fuckyouwatson February 14, 2019

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schiavo vt. to schiavo

Background:

Despite the overall physical condition of Terry Schiavo, Randall Terry pro-life decided to stick his foot in the matter and screamed to the press how Terry was being murdered by the State. Even though the now politicized matter was punted to the judiciary, the damage had already been done; this bi-partisan slimy football will figure in the elections of '06 and '08. Therefore, the definition follows

Any attempt to subvert and negate base spousal rights through whatever means available, whether they are political or religion based, to further your own agenda, without regard to the person or persons so affected or the existence under which they presently dwell.

Insistence of accepting only the facts of a situation that fit your paradigm, ignoring any anomalies that may impugn the aforementioned so as to further the above.

Senator, the 23 strokes have left the patient brain dead. What shall we do?

Find a way to schiavo them.......and make sure you can blame someone else....it will make for good press coverage so we can get more free name recognition for the next election!

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

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North Street Burlington, VT

A shit-hole street in Burlington. Its filled with tattered and broken down buildings and apartments. Its a mecca for the homeless and drug addicts. All the streets that shoot off of it are shit too like Intervale Ave and Murray Street.

Tyler: My car was broken into on North Street last night.

John: Damn, my boy got his ass beat and robbed there two weeks ago on North Street Burlington, VT

by RegginReggie March 21, 2010

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rbndctnry brws ctgrs vt str

You've reached peak boredom, you have looked around the site and noticed the 6 words at the top, you have decided to type them in but without any vowels.

you typed rbndctnry brws ctgrs vt str because you cant think of anything to do

by polariginal April 3, 2020


gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting

to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one's mouth; often occurs while yawning.

Ew, Suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!

by Juicy416 February 3, 2004

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