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Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.
Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.
A condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the fuck up, I.e the words keep flowing.
Don't get involved in a conversation with jill she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
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the act of multiple men at a party or bar trying to have a conversation with one chick in the middle.
"oh man, I feel sorry for that chick surrounded by all those guys. It's almost as if she is in a verbal gangbang haha"
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Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.
Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)
"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."
"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
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when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks
A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
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When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.
Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
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