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Cubicle dweller or office employee who seeks justice and revenge against the evil forces residing within the work environment.
Inspired by watching Charles Bronson in DeathWish, I intend to be an Office Vigilante so I can right all of the wrongs that occur within our office. I got my sock full of quarters and am ready to unleash on some fools!
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a person in total disregard for the law / safety, at certain point. regardless of the outcome or risk.
like if u have a suspended license, your driving drunk, with drugs and/or a gun on u, speeding, blowing red lights / stop signs, and ur on probation. u could say that "your/hes/im/were in vigilante mode"
"chill ur on probation"
"fuck that shit nigga im in vigilante mode"
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When Groups of Justice Inclined Citezens or "Bands", "Squads", or "Families" go hunting for justice. When they encounter a "Situation" or a "Code 9", Vigilante Justice is Enacted. The Squads, which are the most professional level of Bringers of Justice, Distribute Their Justice through any means deemed Neccessary.
Operating out of "DaBangem" (Sector 904), J.I. is the leading Squad of Vigilante Justicees in the World, Being The founders. Rumor has it that a German and a Scot formed J.I., which no one knows what it stands for. They reportedly "Cruise the city streets, crushing opponents of justice like Optimus Prime smashing justice un-doers into steel plates with his foot". This secret society is unkbeknownst to most passerby, but a select few know of its existence, and even less know its inner workings.
For Many Years to come, J.I. will reign, and at least in the Greater 904 Sector will be the Keepers of the Most Sared Law: That of Justice
"Whoa Dude, did you see that crazy bank robbery at Bank of America Today?"
"Yeah i did, it was on the news. Channel 4 said that the Swat teams couldn't bring down the robbers, but later that day the two suspected men were found tied up outside the Duval Municipal courthouse with a note with the Letters J.I. on their foreheads."
"Wow, Vigilante Justice prevails again"
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A driver who thinks he's doing the world a favor taking the law into his own hands and teaching jackass drivers a lesson - by being a jackass driver himself.
Tom: Some asshole was tailgating me so I brake checked him to teach him a lesson, but he ended up crashing into a school bus full of kids in the other lane.
Billy: Why did you have to be a vigilante driver? You're as big of a jackass as the asshole tailgating you.
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One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.
Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.
A group intent on refraining from introducing a subject utterly irrelevant and unrelated to the conversation already in progress. Two or more people determined to curtail comments made by a clueless third party that take a hard detour from the topic being discussed.
Even though they were Tangential Vigilantes, I could not follow what the fuck they were taking about.
a person or driver who takes traffic laws in their own hands
This VEHICULAR VIGILANTE in front of you decided to do the speed limit and put their car in cruise control to slow us down.
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