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You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch
Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!
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this liquid which is drinkable and has no calories
Person1: hey jared i’m thirsty but on a diet
Person2: Did you try water yet Mike? It has no calories!
Person1: Water? Count me in!
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Where New Orleans used to be.
Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.
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Epic misspelling of "whatever".
Originated in Southern California after a heated exchange on Myspace was ended with someone saying "you sure are an ass to me to try to make me look dumm.. water im out"
"I have tons of homework, but water im out"
"She said "I love you" and I was like, water"
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The essence of life.
It is the major element in human body (65%)
- he gimme the bottle of water
- nah, this is MY water. I love water.
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Waters are a very loud family. They tend to all yell over each other and half listen to stories because they are too busy trying to think up their own to one up yours, but they are impossible not to love and have fun with.
The Waters family must be here, it's loud!
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