Random
Source Code
Random
A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm home drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL day. Time to drink wine and use the term winter widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
snow widow
A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.
Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?
Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
82👍 6👎
Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.
"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"
"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"
35👍 2👎
Commonly found among the partners of consultants and salespeople, a state of "temporary widowhood" caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other. A woman, married or in a relationship, who is often left alone on a regular basis for significant periods of time (multiple days), enough to seem to be single or without companionship.
Male version: Work Widower
With her husband's work schedule only allowing him to visit every other weekend, she was often know to refer to herself as a 'work widow'.
35👍 3👎
Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.
I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.
95👍 10👎
a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.
Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!
The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".
If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.
If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.
"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"
24👍 1👎