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zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 17, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

by Zoinkisaurous February 16, 2011

41๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

38๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


zoinks

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.

"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"

by cordrone October 19, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

by vinnikk March 11, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

by TheNuke January 30, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž