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What boys do during men’s wrestling season
Basketball player: practice was so hard yesterday
Wrestler: tell me about it
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Basketball
The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.
Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.
Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.
These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.
Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James
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When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".
I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.
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When you spin a female on your penis, just how you would a basketball on your finger
She's so petite I bet you could basketball her.
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the best sport on earth for females
girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA
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Slang term for the word marijuana. Used commonly when a person wants to purchase some marijuana. Using these secret codes police officers cannot tap phones and capture the victims.
Tom: hey jeff do u wana play some basketball?
Jeff: yeah sure whats your jersey number?
Tom: 20
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When your trying to impress bay and she’s really ignorant about sports
Hey babe I was just basketballing and no I’m hella sweaty