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Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.
Dave: "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."
*Everybody Laughs
Luke: "Dude you got that on Facebook. That's pagerism, noob."
*Silence
Pagers, a phrase invented by the gods to mean that was awesome, often mistaken for 'poggers' but is a term to describe something more shocking than that of which you would use the phrase 'poggers'
I didn't know you could do a somersault, holy shit thats pagers!
When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.
Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐