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a band from egland with 3 ppl in it Billy(Guitar), Josh(Drums) n Charlotte (Bass)
tracks (2 name some)
oh yeah
rock n roll queen
1 am
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A lousy train that stops suddenly and get crowded more than a sardine can.
I take the subway every day and it sucks.
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Its the only orgasm you can have where its OK to be yeasty
Dan: You should try this BMT, its like an orgasm in a sandwich.
Luke: You keep your subway, Ill stick to raping kids.
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a fast food restuarant that claims its food is fresh but really everything is precooked and frozen like in any other resturant. Also claims its healthy to eat there but in all actuality even the honey mustard is fatting .Also a very horrible place to work at.
Hey how do you like your job.
I dont i work at subway
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Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1.Stupid
2.Gross
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"
2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
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The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
My wife and I invented an new sex act called subwaying!!! I walked in on my son and his new boyfriend subwaying, they acted like I didn't know what they were doing but where do you think he learned it from?
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An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
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