Random
Source Code
Random
when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.
oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon
having sex with someone new without ever intending to.
Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.
When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.
Accidental anal.
When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.
Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge
When you don't really realize what you are doing and have sex with someone but it was a total accident and you didn't mean for it to happen.
"The other night i took her home from a party because she was cold and i had accidental sex with her, because I was pissed at the girl i was wheeling"
20👍 3👎
When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.
Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.
When the hot neighbor chick stands naked and unaware in front of her apartment window, and you accidentally catch a glimpse.
"Dude, I had the best morning. I stumbled into the kitchen to get coffee, and that hot blonde next door gave me an accidental peepshow."
"Man. I wish I'd been there."