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An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci
(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️
19👍 11👎
poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.
Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me
10👍 6👎
Earphones for dem rich hoomans,
Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.
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When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod
Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.
5👍 2👎
Poor people get these because they can't afford the cord or wire.
ME: "nice AirPods"
GIRL: "Thanks"
ME: "but you can't afford the cord loser"
4👍 2👎