akoned

Derived from Akon's song Locked Up. When your significant other won't let you do what you want.

Lyric's of Akon's Locked Up: "They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)"

Jaime's wife Christina won't let him play golf again. Jaime sure is akoned!

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Akon

The embodiment of Jesus Christ

In the form of a beautiful chocolate lad

Akon is god

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Akon

The best rapper ever. Akon did in fact go to JAIL. He was charged with armed robbery and drug distribution charges. Later on he served a three-year sentence for grand theft auto.

If you're going to hate on Akon get your fucking facts straight.

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akonning

to sleep with any body under 14 years of age.

Freddie: Hey Ferdi, did you akon that girl? (12 year old girl)
Ferdi: Yeah, I'm akonning her right now.

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Akon black

One who is extremely black.

Damn look at that nigga, he akon black!

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Akon moment

An Akon moment is a moment of sudden loneliness, usually refered to when abandoned by friends at a bar or similar. It is inspired by the rapper Akon's song "Lonely".

I had the worst Akon moment at the bar yesterday. I went to the toilet, and when I came back all my friends had left!

Akon Look

When you look at a person with that "look". The "I see you looking at me and you already know I wanna fuck you" look.

I gave that dude the Akon Look and now he won't leave me alone. Damn! I just thought he was hot!!

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