do you like anyone?

"Do you like anyone?" is usually used when a guy/girl likes someone and they are curious if they like them back. It's usually used in text messaging when two person text each other. After saying "hi" and asking "how's your day?" someone usually ends up asking "do you like someone" hoping that the answer would be "yes".

boy: hi :)
girl: oh hi (:
boy: hows your day

girl: it was okay, how was yours?
boy: its was good.

-no reply from the girl-
boy: so do you like anyone?
girl: uhmm idk ... o_O

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Has Anyone Got A Mic

Teenagers and adults ask for friends online with strangers
Mostly male too

*gets into lobby*

“Has anyone got a mic”

No one replies

Then leaves game

anyone who says "uber"

A loser who watches all around too much Southpark, and stupidly quotes it.

anyone who says "uber" needs to ston i can't stand them.

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why doesn't anyone love me

Your probably either really bored or really sad and for some reason looked this up on urban dictionary.

person one: why doesn't anyone love me

person two: because Timmy, you have abnormal armpit hair growth.

anyone who fucks with rand

Dead meat. I swear i'm comin to michigan in february and kickin everyones ass who fucks with rand so leave her the fuck alone. If u dont believe me u just watch. i dont care guy or girl ill still kick ure asses one by one.

"you will Die a very painful Death"

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Kick Anyone named Ira day

On October 26th of any year you have the right to kick anyone you know who's name is Ira on the shin as hard as you please.

Poor Ira she is about to be kicked on the shin because of kick anyone named Ira day

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Does anyone have any questions?

I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.

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