Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

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Pussy ass dick-rider bitch

Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.

This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.

If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.

“Zulu is such a pussy ass dick-rider bitch. Maybe he’ll get the karma he deserves.

ridin' ass to dick

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.

Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.

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dick ass

When calling him a dick is simply not enough, and ass doesn't even begin to describe it.

"I want to you watch you fuck another bitch"
"OMG- YOU'RE SUCH A... A... A DICK ASS!"

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dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

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Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.

Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.

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