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When you are getting head and they pop a finger in your ass. Best with a prostate massage.
Also known as a Plum Plucker, Civil War or North vs South
Dude my girl was giving me a back alley lolly and I came so hard.
When a bunch of old homeless men eat anything ANYTHING edible or non-edible out of the dumpster.
Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"
"Ew no im not having sex in public"
A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
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When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.
'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'
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n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
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