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When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.
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Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.
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The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).
You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!
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the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time
he was blastoiseing all day
The the act of fucking your girlfriend in the ass.
I wish I blastoised my girlfriend
The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe
Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?
Helen: Yeah it girthy
Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!