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When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.
I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.
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When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"
"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
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When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.
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to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.
man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.
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An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.
That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.
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One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!
mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...
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A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.
Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's
Me and my friend blastoised each other
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