Bonos

Unit of measurement for smugness.

The name derives from the popular Irish pop singer Bono, who himself defines the word smug.

Bonai is sometimes used instead of Bonos, however, usage of Bonai will increase your own smugness by 1 Bonos unit.

Different scales are in use, though 1-10 is the common norm.
The actual value of a top score Bonos is ever expanding as Bono reaches new levels.

Did you see George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Oscars last night? That almost broke the Bonos scale.

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No Bono

Indicates the preceding statement was not referencing the lead singer of U2 in any way.

Hey man, you want to join up for a humanitarian mission to africa? No Bono.

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Bono

Irish origin.Another word for leprechaun ,similar to dwarf but smaller.
The Bono does not like to be called small so wears 12 inch heals to hide his diminutive size.

Those oompa loompa's look like little Bono's!!!!

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Bono

One that uncontrollably yells "Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeaaaaaah!"

P1: "Hey Bono... you hungry?"
Bono: "Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeaaaaaah!"

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Bono

the code word for boner for boys, only the boys know, meant to be used as a persons name

eg. Look at james and bono

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on the Bono

Understanding the situation, and acting accordingly.

"Wow, you were really on the Bono in class today."

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Bono

Self-righteous piece of shit.

My name's Bono. I'm a huge faggot.

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