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People that wear bluetooth headsets even when they arent on the phone. It makes people look more like robots than humans.
"Look at that borg sitting over there."
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An immensely powerful civilization fo enhanced humanoids from the Delta Quadrant of the galaxy. The Borg implant themselves with cybernetic devices, giving them great technological and combat capabilities. Different Borg are equipped with different hardware for specific tasks. Each Borg is tied into a sophiticated subspace communications network, forming hte Borg Collective, a shared consciousness in which the idea of the individual was nearly a meaningless concept. The Borg exhibit a high degree of intelligence and adaptability in their tactics. most means of defense or offense against them were foudn to work only once, almost immediatly after which the Borg developed a countermeasure. The Borg operated by conquering entire worlds, assimilating the civilizations and technology theron. Individual members of assimilated races were implanted with sophisticated cybernetic implants, permitting each individual to perform a specific task as required by the collective. Thousands of worlds across the galaxy were conquered in this fashion.
The first known contact between the Borg and the Federation was in 2365, when Q transported the Enterprise-D out of Federation space into the flight path of a Borg vessel heading toward the Alpha Quadrant.
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance if futile!"
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Borg, a term used for a person that takes extreme offence to the announcement of their last/surname.
"How does he get offended by what is written on his birth certificate? What a BORG!"
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A Jehovah's Witness. Term employed by ex-Jehovah's Witnesses as a pejorative for a practicing JW, or to refer to the entire JW organization in a negative way. Derived from "Bible Organization," which the Jehovah's Witnesses purport to be, rather than a "religion," per se.
Ever since I got kicked out of the JWs, I dread running into a Borg I used to know on the street.
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bouncers/security people that wear those headset devices, that you see at clubs and concerts.
"Quick, put that joint away! I see one of the borg coming this way!!"
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A group of evil, cybernetic creatures that exist in the Star Trek universe. What makes Star Trek better than Star Wars.
"Captain, we have a Borg vessel on sensors."
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Mindless, decentralized automatons controled by the Hive. They live in floating hunks of metal in space and have no life.
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Your culture will adapt to service ours. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
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