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An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.
Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*
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This is a carrot. Idk why im doing this. its a random word friend gave me..... its orange i think.... im colorblind idk.
Person 1: Hey look at that carrot
Person 2: nice. its a carrot
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A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"
OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.
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An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.
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What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.
Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!
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Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
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