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Chromebook

A piece of shit computer that is used by schools because they just want to give kids bad computers. They only have stuff that is related to google, they can't have 1080p youtube videos, don't have caps lock, and have ads saying that it can run games.

My computer runs on windows 3.5 and can still to more stuff than a chromebook.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020


Chromebook

the slowest god dang thing ever

"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."

by Bloxifier May 5, 2022


Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021


Chromebook

Crappy OS made by Google

<Random Guy> Congrats, you get to win a free laptop! Chromebook or a Mac?

<Winner> Wow, Chromebook fucking sucks, Mac please.

by Google Lover March 21, 2013

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Chromebook

A laptop that looks fancy, but really is useless trash.

The school's chromebooks suck!

Why isn't my chromebook touchscreen?

by September 14, 2020

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Chromebook

A laptop that is a waste of money. It's the type of laptop that you will give to your kid if you dislike him.
Chromebooks are just as good as a brick. All chromebooks and do is be used as a working device and can be best used as a destruction table. Please people, If you want something that will help you game, get a windows 10 or a Macbook. They can do everything that a Chromebook can do and there a 1000 times better than this, i dont even know what to call it.

Mom: Okay son, what do you want for Christmas?
Son: A new HP Chromebook.
Mom: I knew I shouldn't have adopted this human being. "HONEY, WHERE IS THE PAPERWORK?"

by September 6, 2021


Chromebook

An overrated computer that can't run Blender.

Like seriously, you need to install Linux on your Chromebook and then type in a code then delete that code then type in another code, and then...ugh I'll just use my Mac for blender

by dudeboi October 16, 2020