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a small group or gathering of 'thugs'
I'm meeting my clag in the alley.
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Female Projectile Ejaculation. Acronym for "Cums like a guy"
Also known as clam juice.
"When I propped the pillow under her ass, it wasn't long before she clagged all over the place.
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The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
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Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair
Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
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Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.
"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"
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Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
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