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Communism, something that was invented in the middle of bourbon and bad decisions.
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Liberty Prime: COMMUNISM IS A LIE! CHINA WILL FALL
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Something that, in theory, is a good idea. Communism is an ideal that believes that everyone should share everything, so that poverty wouldn't exist, and there wouldn't be a gap between richer and poorer classes. The problem is, communist governments become corrupt, because people are greedy, so it doesn't work.
Person One: Why's that country so messed up?
Person Two: They just got rid of communism, and are now trying to put their country back together.
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n. Rural farmstead, hamlet or bog inhabited by an anarchistic group of flower-people seeking to escape the usual confining bonds of humanity's fettered existence. Often seeking financial independence through the production of shabbily beaded assemblages and aromatic candles these clothing-optional settlements have largely disappeared since the sixties as a result of government intervention, better anti-psychotic medication, and cholera.
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Dude! We should gather a bevy of gals and totally start a commune!
Been there. Done that. Tie-dyed the T-shirt.
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The neutral, non-judgemental version of the term 'slut'. Someone who has had sex with a large quantity of people.
Freshman #1: "I've been slowly realizing that my roommate Ben is communal!"
Freshman #2: "Good for him man!"
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Lenin: I'm going to try communism!
Stalin: Y'all mind if I E X I S T
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A system of government that favors mediocrity, and destroys innovation. Advocated by the extreme zealot liberals who get it into their heads that being wealthy is a "bad" thing.
Everyone does a half-assed job in everything they do (if they work at all) because there is NO incentive to do it well or compete with anyone else. The idea of an enlighted man doing it for the betterment of society is a pipe dream. No one is that big of a tool.
Communism - A friend of mine roomed with a communist and he mooched food, art supplies, and used his stuff without asking. This commi's greatest aspiration is life was to become homeless, because "it's better than having to sell your labor."
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