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A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.
Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
You: What are you drinking?
Me: Maudite. You?
You: Coors.
Me: You tasteless retard.
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Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .
Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.
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The shitiest fucking beer on the planet. Only fucking pussies and fags drink this shit.
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Beer handed out by officers at DUI checkpoint to sober up questionable drivers.
Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?
Driver: I've had a few.
Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.
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another word for Super Cool.
but taking out the R and replacing the L with an R makes it sound funny.
Dude!! did you see the Coffin Dancer show last night?
No man i heard it was SUPA COOR tho.
A popular "alcoholic" beverage that tastes worse than Odoull's but slightly better than hose water. Especially popular among rednecks and college freshmen who can't afford real beer.
rocky mountain piss water aka coors light
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An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.