Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.

Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."

dicks and balls challenge

when you fuck a girl anally and you make her swallow your balls and dick at the same time after a sweaty night. Then you give her a hot karl and a donkey punch.

Your mom gives good dicks and balls challenges every friday night.

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Dick Ball

A dick ball is when a bowler bowls the cricket ball and nips back into your dick.

“Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”

Or

“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.

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ya like dick and balls?

ya like dick and balls? maybe cock too?

Callmecarson: ya like dick and balls?
Ninja Tyler Blevins: nah, only balls
jschlatt: *is proud*

dick balls

A trifecta of dicks

Person 1: Ahhhhhh Dick Balls!
Person 2: What is dick balls?
Person 1: A trifecta of dicks!

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penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

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Outta dick, Outta balls

When you just paid all your bills for the month and don’t have much cash to go out and have fun with.

Man, I really want to go to that concert but i’m outta dick, outta balls til next Thursday .