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Is being on a diet to normal for you? If so try diet+!

by DoggoOnTheInterweb February 17, 2019


Diet

Stuff that White Girls say they're gonna do but instead make up some bullshit excuse.

Boyfriend: Hey baby hows your diet going

Girlfriend: Oh, No today is my cheat day

Boyfriend: But you said yesterday was your cheat day

Girlfriend: OHHHHH Yeah. Sorry I "Forgot"

by E Dwag Loom December 14, 2015


Diet

A deliberative assembly made up of members who use parliamentary procedure to make decisions. First used in the Holy Roman Empire in the 8th century and still used in some countries today, such as Japan.

Diet of Japan enacts controversial state secrets bill.

by Luke B February 20, 2014

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'No Diet' Diet

When somebody doesn't eat in order to get quickly get rid of those extra five to ten lbs of unwanted fat. A temporary, milder form of anorexia, however, these individuals will usually resume their regular eating habits upon reaching their target weight goal.

Jill:"Hey Mary, do you want a fish taco?"

Mary:"Nah, I'm on the 'no diet' diet, I gotta lose 5 lbs. by Friday."

by Briellea November 15, 2010

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The Diet

1. It takes everything.

1. What happened to your dignity? The Diet took it from me last night.

by RowdyRandy November 10, 2008

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diet riot

when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.

"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"

by Absolom24 January 1, 2014

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seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010