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double whammy

Desperate virgin willing to have sex with girl of dreams while getting anal rammed by girls boyfriend. All Simultaneous. Desperate Virgin enjoys it all.

Warren finally lost his virginity when he did a double whammy with Marianne and Trey.

by The Masked Marauder March 23, 2004

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Double-Whammy

Verb (v.); Punching oneself in the testicals whilst cumming/having an orgasm.

Adjective (adj.); A way to describe someone that is sexually attractive but at the same time bad for you financially, personaly, etc.

When used as a verb: "I think I might double-whammy when I jack off today."
When used as an adjective: "Damn that hoe is a double-whammy!"

by Mr. Person guy thingy September 22, 2013

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Double Whammy

Someone born with a penis and vagina

I can impregnate myself since i'm a Double Whammy!

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.

Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.

by davidmilldurger April 1, 2023


double whammy

having sex with two different people on the same day, at different times (usually unbeknownst to most involved)

Ray was sore after having a wild ride with Bobbie, but he could not pass up the opportunity of double whammying on a friday night, so he called his regular booty call Chris...

by V-8 July 26, 2009

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Double Whammy

Where 2 people dump ass in the same toilet without flushing

"dude i just finished up in the bathroom without flushing!"

"i'm gonna do a double whammy!"

by whats the craft August 14, 2009

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Double Whammy

When near the end of doggystyle sexual intercourse the man ejaculates onto the woman's back while at the same time he blows snot out of both nostrils, usually one nostrol at a time and while exclaiming SHAMWOW!

Homie: "Fool I'm, stayin at home with my girl. This cold got my nose all clogged up"
Gangsta: "Dump that shit on yo ho son, I know she loves a good double whammy"

by MC-B November 24, 2007

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