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Drunk

To be all shit-faced; noticeably inhibited physically, and mentally. Usually when one is drunk, he does dumb shit such as adding the definition of "drunk" to Urban Dictionary, which takes more than a half an hour to write legibly on his phone, while on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, beer in hand.

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Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.

Dude 2: You're drunk.

2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.

by Drunken69er February 27, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drunk

when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.

Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.

by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunk

someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"

i got drunk and puked on someones feet at a bar.

by mb71385 October 3, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunk

The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy".

Not the past tense of "to drink".

-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."

-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"

by sophieglitterwhip February 3, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunk

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

by Puhercules May 9, 2010

61๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunk

over drinking:acting different and crazy. telling people your scariest and darkest secrets. loving on all people around you. skipping around like a bunny in a field of daises. trying on thongs and painting your toenails a poop green. eating what ever is in sight. acting like an idiot who doesnt know where they are and couldn't less. singing/yelling baby by justin bieber.

drunk guy: I have told you, that i love you?
Girl: i dont know you

by your moms son February 18, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž