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Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
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The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.
The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board
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a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.
I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.
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n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.
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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.
The name Dumpling therefor implying that the existence of a single all-mighty Dumple.
Guy one: *High on weed* "Dude have you ever thought that like, the name dumpling means that there is one all-mighty Dumple"?
Guy two: *High on weed* "Duuuuuuuuude" *Has Brain aneurysm*
Another word for the Dimples of Venus, also known as back dimples, which are small depressions in the flesh of the lower back, just above the waist. Can be either a pair that always show, or ones that form in the surface of the lower back, when someone flexes their stomach muscles. They can be prominent on individuals of any gender, but are most commonly celebrated and sought-after in women.
DJ: "And next on the stage is Destiny-everyone give her a round of applause!"
*a few guys in front of the stage clap*
*Next dancer walks onto center stage*
DJ: Destiny is dressed in an outfit she describes as "sparkle-encrusted dental floss"
*some chuckles*
DJ: Destiny says her pierced nipples and butt dimples are her favorite two piercings. Them diamonds on yur dumples really set them off, honey.
Latin- reffering to a pertruding lump in the pants. Sometimes often known as a semi. Tucking a hard on side-ways or just behind the elastic of one's underwear. Easily reffered to as a Dick lump ridding the ICK and adding the UMP, but who cannot forget the D. Often seen highly in the early 90's of the nearly extinct biker shorts.
(In class)
"Ronald can you come to the board and solve this problem?" ask the teacher.
Ronald: "Umm I think so"
Teacher: "Ronald are you coming up here?"
(Ronald downplays his semi and slowely tucks away the evidence.) (in his head... Damn I'm wearing boxers)
(Ronald stands up and pulls his shirt down over his waist line, calmely turning his poker into a DUMPLE.
Ronald says to himself, " Whoo that was a close one."
"Everyone look at Gary's small DUMPLE!"
Gary- "It's not fair this swimming pool is cold I swear!"
Latoya- "call me silly or call me Latreikaebonikacoya if that aint the biggest Dumple I've ever seen!"
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