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The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.
Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......
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An online auction venue site where
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.
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A place where you get items for less than 50% of retail and pay the other 50% in shipping price.
Yay, I bought my brand new Green Pointer laser for 100 bucks. WTF?! I have to pay $100 to ship it from Asia?
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A website showcasing your possessions so other suckers- I mean people can purchase them via Interweb.
Mysterious Person #1: "John, look at this beautiful coffee machine! I would like to get one."
Mysterious Person #2: "Forget it, Martha, I can see a naked guy in the picture."
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A site well known for people to sell their shit to someone else.
Person: Why give away your worthless crap to Goodwill when you can sell it off eBay?"
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To buy or sell an item on eBay.
"Need to sell my laptop, so I plan to eBay it."
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the internet, the world wide web, cyberspace, a local area network, wireless network, anything requiring a hub, switch, router, or internet hookup.
1) "Awe man, the ebays are broke again, I can't connect to the internet."
2a)Tom: What's the password to your wireless ebays?
2b)Harry: "nickhogan" all lower case.