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The super epic semi racist version of Dr Eggman from the Sonic the hedgehog games
DR EGGMAN...vs...EGGMAN NEGA
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A fatass man who wants to rape or eat a blue hedgehog.
Dr Eggman is a bitchass motherfucka who rapes children and hedgehogs.
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His full name is Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik. Dr Robotnik has an IQ of 300 which he uses to kill animals and attempts to drill a hole in Sonic’s forehead. Sometimes he gets creative and once even shot up an entire forest for shits and giggles. He then spent 55 minutes laughing about it and also he finds glee in emaciating animals by shoving their asses into cages and locking them. He also eats 299 eggs every day to keep his Eggman size.
Sonic: Dr Eggman, you won’t get away with this
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.
Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more
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Eggman’s Announcement is a meme that originated from a fan-dub of the platformer Sonic Adventure 2. The meme consists of Eggman going live on Twitter.Com to rant about Shadow The Hedgehog pissing on his Wife. Thus he pisses on the moon.
Uh oh this guy it’s going to make Eggman’s announcement!
Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).
IM PISSING ON THE MOON, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BI-
EGGMAN ANNCOUNMENT IM PISSING ON THE MOON, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BI-
The eggman killed John Lennon. The eggman is Yoko Ono who was right beside John Lennon when he died... yet was never harmed.
Yoko Ono (eggman); a killer.
Yoko Ono's crazy voice escalated her into psychosis which lead her to become the eggman.
The eggman theory proved yoko ono wrongly
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eggman b is a youtuber that makes very low quality and crappy memes he is friends with Jolten,DanielDoesStuff,DiddleWiddle,PewDiePie,Skrampie, And EggmanB
Person1:Lol did u see eggman b's new video it sucked
Person2:ikr his videos are so bad even Jolten is better than him
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