A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.
If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.
Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.
Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!
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Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.
Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
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To imply sexual frustration.
Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
A word to say for fun because I like it.
Yocheved stender: thx so much
Toby eissenberg: ert
slang term to refer to someone who posses the name 'Robert'
shut it ert!