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1.Someone who consumes Seamen from another persons orifice
2. Slurpin' ya cum from an ass or sumfin
to felch, felching, felched, felch wizard
Dave Slammed his bird in da ass and exploded iz load up er. Den Drank it. Felcher Innit
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Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.
When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.
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suking custard out of the tea towl holder
stoking a hairy arse, filling it with cum & sucking out the goodness with a straw
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The nasty shit KNOLLER likes to lick off his latest victims dirty assholes.
KNOLLER is a dirty dong felcher
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A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)
During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action
Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt