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Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it
"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"
"I did a little flap jacking"
"deeeeeelicious"
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n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block
v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation
Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.
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A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.
I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.
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a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.
after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.
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The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.
Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks
When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.
Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.
Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.
I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.
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