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A fictional personality trait that boring people use to feel special. They've decided that pretending to like food more than everyone else makes them super-duper cool.
They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube.
Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.
Tammy: "I had such an amazing dinner! I'm such a foodie!"
Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years.
Shut the hell up."
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Someone so lame and lazy they take something they absolutely have to do daily and make it their thing.
I’m eating for the third time today and since I’m an adult that can choose my food I really enjoy it. I’m a big foodie.
Foody is like a Furry, though instead of it being an anthropomorphic animal, its an anthropomorphic food.
People who are a Foody may have Foodsonas just like fursonas!
Jordan: I'm coming out... I'm a foody
Max: Bro me too, my foodsonas a Peanut
Jordan: Rad! Mines popcorn :D
A foodie is a person who loves or has a deep admiration for food and eating food. Does not neccesarily have to be fat, but like eating. They might feel happy or very at peace when being around food.
If you like food, you are a foodie.
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A foodie is Someone who THINKS they know something about food and the science of cooking. Or even the restaurant industry. Not knowing that cook who just sent out their Precious "Seared Ahi with Lemon Pepper Crotch Crickets en Crote" just got a BJ in the walk-in from your waitress. Who took your order with dick on her breath I might add. Also the reason she's perky tonite is not because she likes her job it's the COKE.
My! my! my! Ethel. Aren't these Dingle Berries a la Supreme Fantastic! Yes Chandler and my Tube Steak Terrine is Fab! C'est Manifique! It's great being a foodie isn't it!
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When someone takes a picture of their food and posts it online, for eaxmple on Instagram or Twitter.
"Wow, this foodie is totally going to Instagram!"
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a person who is super fat who goes by the nick name as “Lucas” or “a big fat ugly whale” who sits in their living room all day smoking spice or tea bags that they’ve ripped open and emptied into a rizler and is usually common if they get scary dreams and can’t sleep or when a mister asked them to come over to them and start shaking
“oh he’s such a fat ugly foodie looking bastard “
-Walks into Macdonalds-Worker:”oh here we go the foodies here”
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