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A really popular rapper. His real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn, and he is known for songs like Mask Off, Fuck Up Some Commas and Poppin' Tags. He often collaborates with the producer DJ Esco. Also known as Future Hendrix.
I'm listening to the new Future song right now!
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You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.
Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
Marijuana will still be illegal...
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A futur is a word to describe an insanely sexy woman that is good at video games.
Guy: "Fuck man, I need to get me one of them futur girls. They're the best of both worlds."
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The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.
(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
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jemimA “Our future is fucked, as is humanity!”
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1.Greatness set to happen in the distant Future
2. Ricky G Gardner is "The Future" the only hope Wall Basketball has of ever winning more than 5 games
1. Dude in 3 years The NY Jets will win the SuperBowl
2.When i looked into the reflection of Derek's tie i saw "The Future"
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People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.
The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!