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The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.
(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
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Something that isn't and never shall be, a time for students to do homework and chores, and the period of time Marty McFly and Doc Brown travelled to in a DeLorean.
*I said I'd do it later mom
*What time later!!!!
*I dunno. Sometime in the future I guess
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What people who go to the University of Oklahoma have to sacrifice in order to attend the college and become an ou tard. Once you attend OU aka TardU, you basically have no future and will be a complete failure in life because everyone shares tard DNA instead of OUDNA.
Norman "Nick" goes to OU but I think he's too stupid to realize that he no longer has a bright future.
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A man who doesn’t simp for no bitch if a man does this he is considered a king
Woah sometimes Jotaro doesn’t simp for no bitch doesn’t that make him a future
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Something so out of ordinary that it seems unreal and of a future time period.
An amazing Iron Maiden song.
That computer is futureal
What is real? Futureal!
A legendary artist who's music provides an indescribable feeling of euphoria to his fans, The Future Hive. Also known as Future Vandross, Future Hendrix, and Future Christ
Latavious: Yo B what you listening to?
Brandon: That new future! Throwaway Pt.2 will change a nigga life
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Kelly: Why is Beyoncé singing the national anthem
Moksha: Right! These executives couldn't book Future to sing it
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Something you don't have if you searched this
CID: Hey John what's a future?
Meza: Something you don't have.
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