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Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.
Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."
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Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.
(1) Married couples trying to conceive.
(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.
Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.
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A band or musician that you have not yet heard of but who has been on the scene prior to your knowledge of them.
Duder #1: Yo dude, have you heard of <insert band here>? They've been around since like 1995.
Duder #2: Nah, they sound awesome, I now have a new favorite garage sale band.
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Selling prostitutes on your front lawn, in the middle of the day.
I went to the dutch garage sale after lunch.
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When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.
Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.
Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!
When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal
Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
Unwanted but still usable items and objects left at the curb or in the alley for other people to take.
Sheila was lucky to find a small bookshelf for her new apartment at the midnight garage sale.
We don't need that old pot anymore. Put it in the midnight garage sale.
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