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The ability to detect homosexuals in any given area. Made popular by a cartoon character named Bender from the show Futurama.
*blatantly homosexual person walks by*
My gaydar is going off the chart!
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An ability to spot whether or not someone is homosexual. Usualy, gay people have this.
My gaydar SO TOTALLY says he is, like, SUPER gay.
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The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.
Ex. 1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.
Ex. 2
Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!
Ex. 3
Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.
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(gay & radar), having a sense or feeling that someone is homosexual, esp. as a 1st impression.
Turn on Gaydar & tell me if its true or not.
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A human mechanizem that passes information through feelings or senses that notifies them that there is a homosexual in close proximity .
I walked into an unfamiliar club and my Gaydar was going crazy
A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.
My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.
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a extra sence similar to "spideysence" where you can detect homosexials as say radar detects flying objects
do my gaydar went of when your little brother walked into the room
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