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gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

65๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n November 27, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gopher

Anyone who attends the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities campus) or a supporter of aforementioned university.

Go Gophers! Hey yo!

by Middy187 November 10, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gopher It

A funnier way to say "Go For It!"

rather,

GOPHER IT

or GOPHERIT

Guy 1: Dude, I'm gonna fuck that chick.

GUy 2: GOPHER IT BRO

by OffRoader23 April 30, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gopher

The person who is deemed the "Gopher" gets stuck with going to pick up and/or bring back goods for everybody else when everbody is chillin and nobody wants to go anywhere.

Freind: Ay yo PJ! You're the gopher!

PJ: Aww shit man! why do i have to be the gopher!

by GritsNsausage December 25, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gopher

A member of the opposite sex whose attraction cannot be ignored. One has an obligation to "go for" (pronounced gopher) it thus making him or her a "gopher".

That girl is a total gopher. You would be a fool if you didn't ask her out.

by The a team is the true team September 12, 2009

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