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This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).
"She was the grenade" should be an acceptable defense in murder cases.
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Bro dont touch that.
Why?
Thats prestons grenade.
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Similar to a timebomb, a roach with weed packed on top
“Woah that started ripping out of nowhere “
“The grenade went off”
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A throwable or shootable device that can be used in a multitude of military and police applications. Different types of grenades include fragmentation grenades, which send shrapnel flying in all directions, maiming and killing within a certain radius, flash grenades that blind and disorient targets, smoke grenades, which are used on the ground by troops to communicate with troops who are in the air, according to color. Smoke grenades can also be used to provide concealment during movement. Gas grenades can be used to kill via delivery of poison gases, or they can be used to disperse groups of people through the delivery of "tear gas." Incendiary grenades are typically used to disable enemy equipment, as they usually contain thermite and can go straight through an engine block. Most grenades are either deployed by hand or shot from a hand held or turret mounted launcher.
I just got a triple kill on Call of Duty with a frag grenade.
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Something Bruno Mars will catch.
I'd catch a Grenade for you... yeah, yeah.
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in the war they used this to destroy the enemy, the literally could yeet it across the dirty boi and hit the enemy with powerful force. or kill themselves
lol lemmie yeet this explodie boi ( grenade) across the dirt *yeets it and lands back in their bunker* fuck.
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Blowing something up with enough force that a large amount of schrapnel is produced.
A Top Fuel Dragster blows up it's engine to the point there are large chunks of metal strewn about the track is the best example of grenadation.
"John Force has experienced grenadation many times in his career."