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a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.
Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.
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An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
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Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.
"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."
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another way of saying "pussy" , "twat" , "cunt" and good old vagina
guy1: hey dude where were you last night i was waiting for you in town
guy2: sorry i was busy nailing some girls hamster
guy1: wow was she good
guy2: nah she wouldn't suck on my twong
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A person who is afflicted with amateur radio disease. Often is delirious and talks in Morse code. Weaves all over the road in a vehicle that looks like a porcupine.
Look at that guy parked in front of that green traffic light and talking to himself. He must be a hamster!
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A rodent, expensive food for my German shepherd
I catapulted my hamster over 124 yards.
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A slang word, used instead of "good" or "great." Thought to originate in Hull.
"Allright?"
"I'm 'amster, mate."
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