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A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
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The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.
*ring*
Guy: Hello?
Girl: Hey, you should come over.
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you are a very special person i want you to accept this word and add a word to the urban dictionary called "deadboneman" and then when someone accepts your word I'll find your word rince and repeat i wrote this at " 8:22pm,Sunday,June 20th and if I don't find the word within 5 days. I wrote this word for no reason
Are You Up For The Task?
HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS
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a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win
Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!
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Something homophobes say as a pick-up line to other homophobes as code to hook-up
I was at this truck stop standing near the pay showers when I heard this one trucker say to another, "hey, you know that song by that faggot?" I just grabbed my Code Red and Corn Nuts and went back to my car before I heard the answer.
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What you say when you don't wanna lie or tell the truth
Mike: Yo I seen you with Brooke a few times, what you do?
Johnny: Just chill at her house
Mike: and...
Johnny: Hey, well you know...
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