Rural Dictionary

put a hurtin on

A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.

1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.

2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.

by crazycyrax March 5, 2009

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hurtin' for certain

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.

Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu

by battletoad12 August 9, 2010

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This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

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