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Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.
I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.
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1. verb - to give the job, to job: to not do (task), to not attend (event), to avoid (person)
2. suffix - way of describing any task of person, often not as part of a complete sentence
3. phrasal
i) Job done: task completed
ii) Gone job: extremely inebriated, completely exhausted (rare)
1. a) "Have you done that 1000 word essay yet?" "No, and I'm not going to - I'm giving it the job."
b) "I really don't want to go to the lecture this afternoon - I think I'll job it."
c) "I was supposed to meet Fred for lunch today, but I had so much to do that I had to give him the job."
2. a) "Essay job?" (meaning: "Have you done the essay?")
b) "MSN job?" (meaning: "Shall we converse on MSN?")
c) "How was Hand job this morning?" (meaning: "How was the lecture given by Professor Hand this morning?")
3. a) "Have you sorted out all the papers?" "Yeah, job done."
b) "Joe's almost drunk all of that bottle of vodka - he's a complete gone job."
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Job can be a really nice guy than knows the bible and girls can't stop falling in love with this nice good looking guy that women love
Valerie: Damn .. Job is everything to me !!
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"Joerb" Joreb,Jorreb,Joerb, ah never mind.
You did a great Joerb out there Homestar. (a couple of days later) You did a great Job (yeah) out there Homeastier.
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something catergorized by race
White-lawyer, doctor, pop star, wigger
Black- rapper, dopeboy, pimp
Hispanic- McDonalds, assmebly line
Asian- restaurant worker
Arab- casino owner, convience store owner
Italian- gangster, hitman, butcher
"Man, I need a job..."
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"Damn,i ain't payin you ho. That ain't no job, yo mama could do better."
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Tiffany: I want to work at a hair salon.
Erica: Girl, why would you want a job?
Tiffany: Rolls her eyes and sucks her teeth
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