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Kirk

A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.

Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"

Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.

Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"

by sloanewentlong June 19, 2015


Kirk

The most precious boy in the world. He has the cutest smile, and he is absolutely perfect. He is the kind of guy every girl dreams of having. When you get the amazing privilege of being able to call him yours you'll be the happiest girl in the world. His love is all you'll ever need to feel complete. He is soooo amazing. He is a keeper. ;)

I love youuu, Kirk you're my everything!!

by Buddybud76 March 4, 2019


kirk

to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"

"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there

by Kurtis P-K HIMSELF January 29, 2005

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kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

by Rich Hobbs March 6, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


kirk

adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal!

by ViniRotundo April 1, 2003

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Kirk

Scottish origin: The word for a church.

Let's head off to the Kirk for Sunday services.

by D. Kirk Anderson March 7, 2004

72๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


kirk

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005

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