the male equivalent of the word 'cunt'
"shut up you dirty kumquat"
"he is such a fucking kumquat"
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1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot
1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything
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1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever
"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."
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1) someone who is brain dead
2) someone who makes illogical decisions
fuck off you kumquat!
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Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.
Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!
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a euphemism for a little vagina
my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy
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A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy
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