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Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
The painful urination from STDs.
After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!
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a game young children make up where they usually put cushions on the floor and have to jump only on those cushions to get to certain places.
john: if you jump on the lava you will die
bob: that why i not going to jump on the lava floor.
When spicy or bad foods cause indegestion leading to diarrhea. The common feeling of lava running out of your sphincter.
spicy food in , and spicy food out
"I dont think its a good idea to eat all this spicy food, you might get lava ass later."
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Benny Lava is the newest indian sensation created by Buffalax.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
My Loony Bun is fine Benny Lava.
Minor engine made Benny Lava
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava
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